Stylist strips a genuinely retro room from the 60s and replaces all the décor with “the retro look”. “Now it’s a sophisticated retro living room.” There’s a pale sideboard, and an oval coffee table. (Britain’s Ugliest Rooms)
Dear ebay – there is no such thing as “Art Deco Nouveau Victorian”, or "vintage retro Art Deco Edwardian style", for that matter.
Oh, so a 1791 building containing jukebox, baseball photos, a fibreglass rhino & Egyptian cat is "Dickensian"? (Douglas Murphy @entschwindet)
Exposed stone and olde beames – Victorian? The Victorians would have a fit.
industrial chic (Joss & Main) metal pendant lights made for the market and given distressed paint effects (“Channel the loft look with this industrial-inspired lighting selection.”)
contemporary classics, polished Parisian (more styles offered by Joss & Main)
Weathered and Worn: industrial chic décor for the whole home
The Treasure Trove: accents brimming with country charm (they include a distressed chest and a wire dressmaker’s dummy made as an item of furniture)
Seaside Soiree: coastal cookware and serveware (aqua crockery, copper pans)
A Rustic Welcome: industrial-style hallway refreshers (“reclaimed” wood and an antique-looking mailbox)
All from Joss & Main
Pacific Lifestyle (John Lewis – it’s a copper lantern)
Zoe on Money for Nothing, on decorating a utility chest of drawers: "slightly more traditional, more heritage, more arts and crafts design... masculine, and kind of audacious, and making a statement." (It’s a vaguely Art Nouveau flowers, leaves and fruit design.)
Seven urban warehouse boutique style family homes over four floors
Classic retro with an industrial twist – passionate about mid-century and simple retro designs – with a bit of kitsch thrown in – how you can make them appealing and attractive now... (French Collection)
It’s that shabby chateau look we’re all looking for. (Mark Franks)
The furnishing and appointments of the room were of that style which is believed to be oriental by quite a large number of people. (Edgar Wallace)
I am to dress like a German Milkmaid, a Romanian flower-seller, and an Edwardian rapscallion without invoking "cultural appropriation". (A model explains her “style”. A German responded that they don’t have milkmaids in Germany – it’s all done by machine.)
Time to quote this George du Maurier heroine again:
Fair Client" "I want it to be nice and baronial, Queen Anne and Elizabethan, and all that; kind of quaint and Nuremburgy you know—regular Old English, with French windows opening to the lawn, and Venetian blinds, and sort of Swiss balconies, and a loggia. But I'm sure you know what I mean!" (Punch, November 29, 1890).